1 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:35,080 - Good evening! - Have a good trip, Bartoloni. 2 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,400 - Bartoloni leaves us! - Greetings. 3 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,640 Don't make that face, they'll transfer you to Rome! 4 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:45,000 - You go in my place! - You learned Japanese! 5 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,720 Yes, but not to go to Rome, if anything in Tokyo! 6 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:51,640 - Rome is the Tokyo of the West. - Go from 2 million to 2 and 2! 7 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,160 Yes, but for two hundred thousand lire I leave everything. 8 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,440 - Do you have a family? - No. 9 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,720 - Do you have relatives? - No. 10 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,640 - Do you have affection? - These are private things! 11 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,359 - I greet you. - HI! 12 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,760 And then you exchange the house with the colleague who replaces you. 13 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,840 By the way, what is this house like? 14 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:19,914 I don't know, colleague Marini from Rome calls me this evening. 15 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,909 TELEPHONE RINGS 16 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,640 - Yes? - Bartoloni Mario? 17 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:29,760 - Yes, it's me. - From Rome to be paid by the recipient. 18 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:33,920 From Rome to be paid by the recipient? Is it still used? 19 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:37,680 - So, do you accept or not? - Okay, come on. 20 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,840 LOUD MUSIC 21 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,280 (SCREAMING) Ready! 22 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:45,600 - I'm Marini. - Isn't there teleselection in Rome? 23 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,680 - Yes, but it costs! - I don't understand well! 24 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,114 There is interference with a nightclub. 25 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:56,480 I'm throwing a party to celebrate the move to Milan. 26 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,880 I'm here with some colleagues, wait. 27 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:03,120 - Bartoloni is here! - Hello, Bartoloni! 28 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:08,274 - Are you having a party too? - What is there to celebrate? 29 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:13,400 See you tomorrow at 10am exchange keys halfway. 30 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:17,120 Yes, we will recognize each other, put on a red cap! 31 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,440 At the Scandicci service station, hello! 32 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,400 Scandicci? I would prefer... 33 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:26,109 COMMUNICATION STOPS - Marini, ready! 34 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,800 Holy shit! 35 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,633 BELL - I'm coming! 36 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:36,359 Don't Romans read newspapers? Scandicci as if it were Disneyland. 37 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,590 I arrive! 38 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:48,800 Sandra! 39 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:52,160 He can wish you a good trip your neighbor? 40 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:55,720 I had to be transferred to Rome to get a kiss from you? 41 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:59,200 No, you should have noticed before that I had a liking for you. 42 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:03,040 Mario, I've been courting you for two years... and you, nothing! 43 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:06,040 - And now? - And now go to Rome. 44 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,800 Tomorrow morning, though! Sandra! 45 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,872 - No, no, help! - My love... 46 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,476 Sandra, another kiss! 47 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,273 No more kisses... 48 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:27,998 Two years and I didn't realize... luckily! 49 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,318 > Who is he! 50 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,880 - I'm leaving, goodbye! - I'll take her, it's raining. 51 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,080 Thank you. 52 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:58,600 Tomorrow they are coming for the move, remember the Vespa. 53 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,034 I'll take care of it. 54 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:06,240 Here, this is my new one address in Rome. 55 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,600 If you would be so kind to forward the mail to me... 56 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,960 Mail? It hasn't arrived for two years not even a postcard! 57 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:16,680 - Well, if something were to arrive... - What do you want to see happen? 58 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:20,480 - A brochure! - Then I'll send it to him in Rome! 59 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:24,360 - Thank you very much, very kind. - Is he going on a whole tirade? 60 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:27,240 - I stop in Scandicci. - To sleep? 61 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:30,720 Yes, in a tent, in the woods with my girlfriend! 62 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,711 - Be careful then! - Thank you. 63 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:05,080 It's colder in Tuscany what in Milan? 64 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,720 I have the hat to make me recognize you! 65 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,560 Look, it's guarded. 66 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,120 Yes, but trusting is good and not trusting is better. 67 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,960 - A thousand lire. - Do I pay later? 68 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,315 Trusting is good and not trusting is better! 69 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,112 Here. 70 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:37,635 VOICES NOT AUDIBLE 71 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:47,800 I'm hot, I take off my hat... you recognized me so much! 72 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,680 I have prepared a private deed 73 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,160 with the symbolic fee of a thousand lire a month. 74 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,160 I for your house and you for mine. 75 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,600 - These are the keys. - I brought them too. 76 00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:00,520 I also have some photographs. 77 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,640 So, to give you an idea! 78 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,438 - Your house is beautiful. - It's an attic. 79 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:14,120 - What is this white girl? - It's the view, the panorama. 80 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:20,800 But there was fog, but when the the sky is clear you can see the building! 81 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:24,156 You were lucky, you can see it from my house... 82 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,440 - The Tiber? - "Er Cupolone!" 83 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,520 - The dome? - Saint Peter! 84 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,600 - Ah, Saint Peter! - Yes, that big dome! 85 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:36,640 - Er big dome! - I have to go now. 86 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,760 I left my bags in the car and with the people walking around... 87 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,558 But they don't care about me! 88 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:00,160 Management is not assumed responsibility 89 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,520 for possible thefts inside the parking lot. 90 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,830 They stole my car! 91 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,960 Luckily I am of a bestial distrust! 92 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:13,080 I took after my dad, so I have saved his coat and suitcase. 93 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,640 They also charge the parking... 94 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,240 SPEAKS DUTCH 95 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,595 No, thanks, no. No, no, thanks. 96 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:23,560 If she wasn't there, How did I get to Rome? 97 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:27,280 I'm going there because I trade the workplace with a colleague. 98 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:31,034 SPEAKS DUTCH - No, thanks, no... 99 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:35,750 This theft has closed me down the stomach. 100 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,991 Patience, perhaps I'll get over it in five or six years! 101 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,520 Still don't understand? Then I'll tell him again. 102 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:47,200 Secure parking without custody responsibility! 103 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,240 They stole my car! 104 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:53,000 Then a Dutch truck driver he gave me a lift. 105 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,960 He seemed like a good person, 106 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:58,480 but he made me come down to see if a light bulb worked... 107 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,480 - And he left! - With my suitcase! 108 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:05,000 - It's okay! - Is it legal? 109 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,520 It is regular from Milan to Rome Will my car and suitcase be stolen? 110 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:13,840 So the rule is this: Who leaves Milan for Rome 111 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,520 they are stolen from him the car and the suitcase. 112 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:20,440 Cursed is the day I learned the Japanese! 113 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:24,160 Damn the Dutch truck driver cheating on sauerkraut! 114 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,240 They went against him the frankfurters! 115 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,840 - A life turned upside down in 24 hours! - We have arrived. 116 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,440 And who finds it anymore the Dutch truck! 117 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:36,120 - And are the Italians the thieves? - We have arrived. 118 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,040 - How much is it? - 100 thousand. 119 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:42,200 Of course they are thieves! 100 thousand lire a taxi ride! 120 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,960 50 sacks the race and 50 you broke my balls. 121 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,440 Here's to you, the car... but what do I care! 122 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:54,788 Give me the money and go away! Fuck off to Milan! 123 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,800 Taxi! 124 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,917 My coat! The coat! 125 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,760 - Hello, who's speaking? - Marini, I'm... 126 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,800 The answering machine answers by Gianni Marini. 127 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:38,157 I'm not at home, you can leave me a message after the tone. 128 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,440 Already organized, huh? 129 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,920 Me after a hell of a trip I arrived in the capital. 130 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:49,760 The house is not a palace... But all is well, bye! 131 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,716 The dome greets you! 132 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:59,120 133 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:04,194 and when he sings the echo arises... 134 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,798 let's fall in love... 135 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,160 INDISTINCTED VOICES IN THE DISTANCE 136 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:43,800 (IN CHORUS) Salviati, evictions are blocked. 137 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:47,200 - (MARIO) Gentlemen? - Say! 138 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,720 - Is it the "Noantri" festival? - Are you the new tenant? 139 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,760 - Yes, I'm Bartoloni. - Hello, I'm Di Pietro. 140 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,560 I am the head of the committee anti-eviction of the building. 141 00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:00,920 - What, eviction? - Eviction! 142 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,920 Come down and sign! 143 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:06,240 She should give back too in theory the house 144 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:09,800 to the owner, Salviati, no later than 15 days. 145 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:13,200 Are we kidding? Tomorrow comes a truck of furniture from Milan! 146 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,560 What does it have to do with it? I said in theory! 147 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:20,800 Do you know how many evictions there are in Rome? We stay here for 20 years! 148 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:26,193 In 2008? It's annoying though, it is a "sword of Damocles". 149 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:32,880 Ready? Marini, I'm Bartoloni, a mess happened! 150 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,640 It's all under eviction! I have to talk to you! 151 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:39,480 Call me now! Everyone tells me you gave me a rip-off! 152 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:44,031 The time at your disposal it's expired! 153 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,800 Guys, bad news from Cartier in Milan! 154 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:30,080 It seems that this Bartoloni is fussy, precise and little bitch. 155 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:34,320 Very bitchy, I spoke up with Marini who met him. 156 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:38,080 It seems that the only thing to his Please know Japanese! 157 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,840 Even a little dick he can be nice... maybe it's beautiful! 158 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,960 Yes, beautiful and nice! 159 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:49,800 Rather, let's hope more comes late as possible, I have a headache... 160 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,720 Sooner or later it will arrive... 161 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:55,554 Excuse me! 162 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,470 - Are you taking anything? - A cup, I have cappuccino. 163 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,392 Good morning, please take a seat. 164 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,353 Please. 165 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,791 Please. 166 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,157 How can I help you? 167 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,231 SPEAKS JAPANESE 168 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,629 Excuse me for a moment. 169 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:35,109 Marina, there's the cappuccino guy, speaks a strange language. 170 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,791 Good morning. 171 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,032 SPEAKS GERMAN 172 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,190 SPEAKS IN ENGLISH 173 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,040 SPEAK FRENCH 174 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,032 SPEAKS JAPANESE 175 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,040 What did he say? 176 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:59,033 I said we needed one here Japanese-speaking asshole! 177 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,760 - Nice to meet you, Bartoloni. - Marina De Santis, sorry. 178 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,400 - Nothing. - Aldo Giannetti, sorry too. 179 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:12,000 I understand the distrust of the alien. Where is the director? 180 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,037 - That way. - Thank you. 181 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,600 - I'm Elvira Cappellini. - Nice to meet you, Bartoloni. 182 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,800 If he needs anything. Sometimes the setting, 183 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:27,040 the hostile city, the lack of affection... count on me. 184 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:31,955 I don't need anything, I'm sure that I won't need anything. 185 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:39,278 Good morning, Mr. Director. I'm Bartoloni from Milan. 186 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:44,392 Luckily he's from Milan! Late on the first day! 187 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,713 I had a head-on with a cappuccino. 188 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,080 Watch out for this Vespa, shut it! 189 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:59,400 It doesn't have to end up like the car, of the suitcase and the coat! 190 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,790 God forbid they would steal from me this too! 191 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,120 An idea came to me last night for a writing. 192 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,600 "I'm not leaving here, the house remains mine." 193 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:14,800 It's beautiful! It's one of the best, now we do it. 194 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,480 - Accountant, do you want a hand? - No, for goodness sake! 195 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,995 I'll bring the oil and the mirror, I'm superstitious! 196 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,310 Damn, what a blow! 197 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:31,640 It has oil, a broken mirror, the black cat, 198 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:35,080 he passed under a ladder... that's 4 centuries of disgrace! 199 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,911 Isn't it better if he moves house? 200 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,155 Come, architect. 201 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,960 Look, you can see everything clearly from here. 202 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,160 Do you see the top floor above? 203 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:10,880 We would need a structure removable... so to speak! 204 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:14,800 We will gain 100 cubic meters. Aesthetics would also benefit. 205 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,040 Let's leave aside the aesthetics, we will have 100 meters more. 206 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:22,080 Then there's the problem of the second elevator. 207 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,674 I'll show you the trumpet of the stairs. 208 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,080 Here it is! 209 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:31,640 (TOGETHER) Save yourself, Times have changed! 210 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,240 I have had dozens of disputes with the evicted, 211 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,840 but worse slogans I've never heard of them! 212 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,320 They seem determined not to get kicked out. 213 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,160 They look, but they are not bad. 214 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,880 You see, someone has already started to dislodge. 215 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:49,680 - Slowly, it's delicate stuff! < Don't worry! 216 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,080 - Good morning! - Good morning. 217 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,600 - Is she the one who's moving? - Yes. 218 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:59,280 Well done, I'm glad someone understood the situation 219 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:04,354 and is taking care of the complex transfer problem. 220 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,280 I understand your drama, but it's no one's fault. 221 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,080 It's going to end that the lady starts crying. 222 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,360 He was able to find, I hope, a decent accommodation. 223 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:19,800 Yes, I live on the third floor. 224 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:23,759 On the other side there is a nice panorama, I see "er dome". 225 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,840 Didn't he realize he's under eviction? 226 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:32,597 - Yes, but we'll talk about it in 20 years! - No, I'll chase her away much sooner. 227 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,758 18 years old? 228 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:02,108 VOICES NOT AUDIBLE 229 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,597 VOICES NOT AUDIBLE 230 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,276 VOICES NOT AUDIBLE 231 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:46,718 VOICES NOT AUDIBLE 232 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,959 Thanks, I pretty much do I arrived. HI. 233 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,671 I live here, see? 234 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,280 This is my house, she is strangely calm. 235 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:32,990 During the day there are banners, it looks like the stadium! 236 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:37,150 It's a bit like this outside, but inside... it's the same. 237 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,310 You can see the dome... 238 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,200 Come on, we're here, that's enough. 239 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,880 - Enough? You only kiss once! - Let's go. 240 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:24,193 Please take a seat. Here we are at my castle. 241 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,272 - What happens? - The seals, they evicted me. 242 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,514 The shortest 20 years of my life. 243 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,360 However, the matter does not end here. 244 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:55,560 Tomorrow I'm going to Salviati and I get my house back. 245 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,080 I would have gladly hosted you, but my mother is there. 246 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:03,995 Don't worry, one night in the hotel it's not the end of the world. 247 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,672 What if I got a double? What do you think? 248 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,796 Stay wider! 249 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,160 Real estate lady Salviati, he must understand me. 250 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,400 I got screwed first with the transfer, 251 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:23,640 then they stole my car, the suitcase, the coat... 252 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:27,872 - Please, tighten! - Now I steal the apartment! 253 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,320 - Listen, Marini... - Bartoloni! 254 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,520 I know, but for me it's as if he were Marini. 255 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,080 Since Marini had been in arrears since '81, what does he expect? 256 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:42,313 My name is Bartoloni, and with Marini there is a sublease agreement! 257 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,679 Here, read it! 258 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,520 As Callas said, "paper sings"! 259 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,637 - Yes and "villan sleeps". - No! 260 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,120 - Listen, Marini. - Bartoloni! 261 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,960 I'm sorry the way things are going. 262 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,960 But you must know that my husband 5 years before he died, 263 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,000 he even sold his underwear to invest in that building. 264 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,840 - Did he die without underwear? - Marini, please. 265 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:08,795 Bartoloni! 266 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,920 It seems right to her that you ruin it? 267 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,600 I just understand that in that apartment has my stuff. 268 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,000 - At least the furniture! - No. 269 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,040 Furniture is part of it of precautionary seizure 270 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,960 for non-payment of condominium fees since '74! 271 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,520 This Marini is the curse of Pharaoh: 272 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,480 "Marini and all the Philistines die!" What did I do to him? 273 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,640 - I don't know, ask him. - It's a problem. 274 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,760 (IN A WOMAN'S VOICE) Hello, Marini house? 275 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,200 I am Mrs. De Robertis, Is Mr. Marini there? 276 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:46,040 Gianni, Mrs. De Robertis. 277 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,640 - Yes, it's me. - I'm Bartoloni! 278 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:52,120 Bartoloni? I looked for you by sea and by land! 279 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,960 - No, don't ever call me back! - Something serious happened. 280 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,680 There is an electricity bill to pay, advance? 281 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:03,080 You cheated me, you gave in to me an apartment under eviction! 282 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:07,520 - Go to the hotel! - There are, but will you pay for it? 283 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:13,720 I spent three advance salaries! Now I'm broke, you understand? 284 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,800 (GOALKEEPER) Give me the bill for 128. 285 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,950 COMMUNICATION STOPS - Ready, Marini? 286 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,757 - Give me a line again, please. - The bill would have to be paid. 287 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,754 - Do you wear a helmet? - No. 288 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,720 Poor Bartoloni, I heard. Homeless, alone in a hotel... 289 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,920 Why don't you come to my house? Two hearts and a hut! 290 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,275 Did you take me for Uncle Tom? 291 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,280 Hi, last night you never called me again. 292 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,750 Sorry, but I'm always around to look for this damned house! 293 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:55,240 - Aren't you comfortable in the hotel? - Yes, I'm fine and they're nice... 294 00:26:55,240 --> 00:27:01,480 I'm better than at home now, though I have to go to Giannetti's house. 295 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,360 He insisted a lot to host me, 296 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:07,670 and I'm afraid that if I don't go gets offended. 297 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:11,720 - Please, I beg you! - For how long? 298 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:17,720 Maximum one week, time to find accommodation. 299 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,920 You always said I could count about you! 300 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:26,240 I have some problems, my wife and I haven't spoken to each other for two years. 301 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,472 - Why don't you go away? - I haven't found a house for two years. 302 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:39,557 Tell that guy over there to pass me the salt. 303 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,160 - What did that one say? - The lady? 304 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:47,120 - That. - If you can pass her the salt. 305 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:51,272 She noticed too this soup is crap! 306 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,640 - What does the pig say? - The pig? 307 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:58,760 Him? He says soup it's a bit bland. 308 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:02,080 Sick? Of course, he's used to it with pepper, chilli, 309 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,040 to "hot" things, like the sluts he hangs out with! 310 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,508 - The sluts? - Yes, the bitches. 311 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,800 - He seems like a good person to me. - Good person? 312 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:16,920 Bartoloni, you know Elvira, the one who works with you. 313 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,480 Our pig made it! 314 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,836 Have you had Elvira? It looks like an intercom! 315 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,680 - You're an imbecile. - To whom? 316 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,400 To you, understand? Imbecile and pig. 317 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:41,120 You broke my balls, I can't take it anymore. Enough! 318 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:45,320 - I want to go away... - She's your mother... 319 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:49,800 - Why are you still here? - I'll put my hands on you... 320 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,320 Enough with violence in stadiums! 321 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,039 Don't forget that you have a guest... what the fuck! 322 00:28:55,640 --> 00:29:00,400 For rent, in the indicated area, as she is non-resident, 323 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,680 we have 164 apartments in total. 324 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,240 - One is enough for me! - Square meters? 325 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,789 - Even 100! - Maximum 100. 326 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,560 They respond to these characteristics 22 apartments. 327 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,760 Maximum price? 328 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,160 My budget is 600 thousand. 329 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,709 600 thousand... 330 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,633 We have with these features from 164 apartments... 331 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,440 - Zero. - And the 100 thousand I gave you? 332 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,637 Right. 100 thousand... 333 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,752 - Non-repayable fund. - Excuse me for a moment. 334 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,908 I enter the data on my computer... 335 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,551 Wait a minute... 336 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,080 Can you show me the television? 337 00:29:56,080 --> 00:30:00,280 Please, will you stop arguing? 338 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:04,160 The television already bothers me, if you get involved too! 339 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:08,360 Try to make peace and sleep in one room, 340 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,800 so one will remain free for me! I need my space. 341 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:16,240 If I don't sleep 8 hours, tomorrow morning I remain nervous, it's metabolism! 342 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,920 - Did you find the house? - No! 343 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,593 Bad, very bad. 344 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,840 There is another bedroom, 345 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:28,200 but she's so small that he can't handle it I'll show you. It's a closet. 346 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:32,480 However if you want this apartment for tomorrow is his. 347 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:37,240 Thank you, but for me he personalized it too much. 348 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,960 - I am sorry. - I'll think about it! 349 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,918 - Watch out for the step. - I'll call her. 350 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,796 At that time? 351 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,070 He's three minutes late. 352 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:59,840 What is it? The time table established is not exact. 353 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:03,628 Physiologically we are not all the same! 354 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:15,040 - You want to move! - Are you confessing? 355 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,680 - It's not possible! - But what a ranking... 356 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,480 - Marital status? - Widow. 357 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,840 - Children? - Eight. 358 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:26,120 - Address? - I don't have it, otherwise I wasn't here! 359 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,560 - Then you come back. -How soon? 360 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:32,155 - In about twenty months. - Yes, "me idiots"! 361 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,720 - Name and surname. - Mario Bartoloni. 362 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,075 - Marital status? - Celibate. 363 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,993 - Dependent children? - I don't have any. 364 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,840 - Profession? - Salesman, I work at Cartier. 365 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,000 - So what? - I'm looking for a house. 366 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,152 As soon as one becomes available in Paris, I give it to him. All right? 367 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,232 The house, the house... 368 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,629 For rent... 369 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,311 Not for sale... 370 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,477 Mario! 371 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:15,440 What did I do? I'm sorry about the house, but I haven't found it yet. 372 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,600 - I'm looking for her, see? - Don't worry. 373 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,400 In fact, I hope you don't find it. 374 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,560 - Since she's been here I haven't slept. - Russian, right? 375 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:29,920 It had never happened to me, must be the tension... 376 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,160 I can't sleep too because of the tension... 377 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:36,040 - Something keeps me awake. - Even having a stranger in the house. 378 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,760 Yes, it's you, it's really you... 379 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:43,040 that drives me crazy, that torments me. 380 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,320 This smell, the smell of your skin torments me... 381 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,840 A perfume that cannot be forgotten. 382 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,400 The perfume is yours, it was in the bathroom. 383 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,920 - What's going on? - What a shame! 384 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,760 Turn it off, he's ashamed! 385 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,720 In my house, just you, with my wife on my couch? 386 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,720 Yes. Come on, turn it off. 387 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,720 You betrayed my trust. 388 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,880 You slept under my roof and eaten on my plate! 389 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,760 If we want to talk about food, 390 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,150 I really have to tell you that yours I don't like cooking: It's greasy! 391 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,520 - Is he gone? - Yes, he's gone. 392 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,280 I always have to solve things myself. 393 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,280 Try to have it a colleague like that! 394 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,640 It's your business, but don't bring it to my house! 395 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:32,077 Don't start over with the house, it's not yours... 396 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,960 Good evening, do you have a room? 397 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:55,840 Yes, four and eight. From four 16 thousand, from eight 8 thousand. 398 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,559 - For four. - Then 16 thousand. 399 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:04,120 Tomorrow morning, please, could I have an alarm at 7? 400 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,839 No, it's mandatory at half past five. 401 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,400 - Do you have a porter? - No. 402 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,072 And the room? 403 00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:34,800 THEY SPEAK IN THE LANGUAGE OF ORIGIN 404 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,600 Sorry, I just wanted to see where is the bed! 405 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,989 Sorry, I'm a foreigner. 406 00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:57,080 It wasn't me! I'll collect right away! 407 00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,629 I'll fix it! 408 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,320 Bartoloni, sorry. For dinner there is a problem. 409 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,920 Giacomo had a commitment suddenly, Marta has rubella, 410 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:18,440 and Marina also has a commitment. There were only the two of us left. 411 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:22,513 Let's hope we don't get indigestion with everything I prepared! 412 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,440 - I have a toothache... - Since when? 413 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,955 Now, I'm allergic to the showcase! 414 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,480 - Thank you for the invitation. - Let's put some ice on it. 415 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,320 - I'll come to you another time. - Okay, see you tomorrow. 416 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,880 Can I offer you an aperitif? All together. 417 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,314 - Hello, Marina. - HI. 418 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:51,600 Relationships with your colleagues they are fantastic. What happened? 419 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:56,640 I don't know, since I left went to his house and took it badly. 420 00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:01,080 I was fine there, I was my room and my bathroom. 421 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,040 The wife is an exquisite person... 422 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,080 but he doesn't want to understand that I need my space. 423 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,480 I found another accommodation, so I left. 424 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,960 You have another house and you don't tell me anything? 425 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,640 A place... of foreigners. It's basically like a consulate. 426 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,920 Where? 427 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:22,000 The square where I live it should be this one. It's there! 428 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,920 - Should I stop here? - Yes, stop here, I've arrived. 429 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,400 - Greetings, thank you. - Mario? 430 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,320 - Thanks, bye. - What is your house? 431 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:37,360 We came from there, there's the tobacconist there... 432 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,794 That one right there! 433 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:41,680 But it's gorgeous! 434 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:47,200 It's comfortable, close to the water and waiting for accommodation... 435 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,840 Hello, I greet you. 436 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,680 Mario, you have such a beautiful house and you won't show it to me? 437 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:56,600 Now they are doing the work, there are the builders... 438 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,320 And what do you want to see? It's a house like any other. 439 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:04,155 Handles, doors, windows, tiles... hi, thanks! 440 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,110 - Mario! - Yes? 441 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:11,950 - Are you sure it's your house? - I didn't buy it, it's rented! 442 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,628 - Aren't you going? - Yes, I'm going now. 443 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:24,160 HI. You can't be wrong, you go down there and then go! 444 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,709 - HI! - I forgot my keys... 445 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,832 - Good evening. - Good evening. 446 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:40,120 I should go to the law firm of the lawyer Gioia. 447 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,120 Come in. 448 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,600 What happened to the hat? A pigeon? 449 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,795 HI! 450 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:17,240 Please with this light, there are people sleeping! 451 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,356 SHOUTS OF PROTEST 452 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:24,800 When I do it it's not good, when he does it is it fine? 453 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:29,237 A little sense of measurement. Blame it on him! 454 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,791 And... the Madonna! 455 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:04,480 Nothing, no money, just company. 456 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:09,873 Home away, just work. 457 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:15,395 Evening alone, always alone. Great sadness. 458 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,840 I can understand the problems of marginalization and loneliness, 459 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,280 but let it be clear that the body is mine and I manage it. 460 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,200 So she doesn't "want men"? 461 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,920 Not if you want men find other men. 462 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:33,160 I had "other men", sleep there. 463 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,675 But he found a woman with the big house. 464 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:42,640 Immediately got pregnant. He got a big house. 465 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,480 "Your men" has left you for woman? 466 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,880 - No, for home. - Big house? 467 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,111 Yes, but she's very "puta". 468 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,588 But "your men" very ass. 469 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,440 Enough, enough, leave me! 470 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:03,480 You were amazing, but that's enough now. 471 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,920 Let's have a bite to eat and let's get back to work. 472 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,831 It was very nice. 473 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,435 It was nice, beautiful, my love! 474 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,880 Only in the most beautiful moment, 475 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:22,880 I lost my mind and I made the "patatrac"! 476 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,440 Anyway, darling, We'll keep the baby! 477 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:29,479 - Come on! - I'm a gentleman, we keep him! 478 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:35,160 He will sleep with you and I will do it there my room with bathroom. 479 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:39,040 - So I won't disturb you! - But what a child! 480 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,720 - I have a spiral! - The spiral? 481 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,280 The spiral... 482 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:49,957 "I sweated my ass off," I said worried... do you have a spiral? 483 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,240 BELL 484 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,880 - He's already back. - Who is? 485 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,240 - My him. - Do you have an occupied house? 486 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,515 Shut up and get dressed! 487 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,840 - Joy! - HI. 488 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,879 - Here, how are you? - Fine thanks. 489 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,400 - Good morning! - Good morning. 490 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,240 I'm a colleague of Miss Elvira. 491 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:21,120 I came for a bite to eat, but then I didn't feel well. 492 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,160 - I lay down for a moment. - Don't worry, it's not the first. 493 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,840 - Come in. - Thank you. 494 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,150 - I'll make something to eat. - Go. 495 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:35,193 - Good girl Elvira! - Should she be bad too? 496 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:40,280 Sometimes I wake up at night and... I look at her: Damn, how ugly she is! 497 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,078 - It looks like an intercom! - Damn you! 498 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:48,000 I'm here because I don't have another place, but as soon as I find it I'll run away! 499 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,594 I understand it well, you have all my solidarity! 500 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:54,160 But you know what? I like you. 501 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,920 As soon as I find another place to stay, I'll give you the place. 502 00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,320 Maybe I would have already given the deposit! 503 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:04,871 Luckily, you saved me today! 504 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:12,160 Bartoloni, we have them advanced three salaries. 505 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,880 She squandered it its liquidation fund. 506 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,080 That must help for old age. 507 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:21,117 Now he's asking me for more money, what should he do? 508 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,597 I'm going through a rough patch. I hope fleeting. 509 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,440 She's hiding something from me. 510 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,760 For some time I see her distracted, careless. 511 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,920 Do you do drugs? 512 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,880 - Women? - No. 513 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,668 - Play? - Not here, but in Milan... 514 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:42,950 I played ping-pong. 515 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:47,440 Bartoloni, I'm sorry, but I can't give you any more money. 516 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,873 Alright. 517 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,360 - What happens? - We got him. 518 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,397 He surrendered immediately. He's a strange guy. 519 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,120 - Goodnight, Mr. Director. - Bartoloni! 520 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,320 I went to do something last night pee and you locked me in. 521 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,640 With pajamas, the teddy bear and the mattress? 522 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,520 Then I got organized. 523 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,880 However, it shouldn't happen again, next time... 524 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:21,040 Excuse me, don't worry. There won't be a next time. 525 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,156 You are fired. 526 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,116 He'll hear about me! 527 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:31,960 - I'll kill myself, I'll throw myself down! - We're coming to get her. 528 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,880 Try it and I'll throw myself down! I'll smash your whole car! 529 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,997 Stay calm, otherwise I'll jump! 530 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,317 < Don't worry! 531 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,040 What happens? 532 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,760 He says if they don't give it back the apartment, throw it away! 533 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:48,990 Attention, I'm jumping! 534 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:54,040 - (MARIO) Did you understand? - Bartoloni, don't be silly. 535 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,600 Come down, I'll help you to find the apartment. 536 00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:01,560 No, I want this! It is furnished with my furniture! 537 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,640 It's not possible, he can't see who are doing the work? 538 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,950 I didn't ask for the jobs. For me it's fine the way it is! 539 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,359 Attention, I'm jumping! 540 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:16,360 Okay, I'll leave the apartment to her. Now come down. 541 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,800 Hurry up in this weather my hair curls. 542 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:23,600 - Who assures me? - I'll give you mine word, I'm a countess. 543 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:27,280 Okay, I'll come down, but remember that there are witnesses in uniform. 544 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,840 - You too are witnesses! - Come. 545 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,594 How scary! Take me! 546 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:39,880 There is a misunderstanding, he assured me the lady countess! 547 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,880 She's a noble! Is it true, Madame Countess? 548 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,240 Sure, but he was alone to save her life. 549 00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,360 When he calms down, he will thank me. 550 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:48,960 And the house? 551 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,960 It's for sale, a mortgage twenty years and 200 million. 552 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:56,192 Ugly daughter of a whore. Damn him! 553 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:03,520 (TV) All transport is blocked due to a sudden wave of bad weather 554 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:07,520 and the inconveniences were serious in cities. 555 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:11,120 Unfortunately they are announced as coming other disturbances. 556 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,960 The grip of the frost shows no signs of decreasing. 557 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,400 And who cares! 558 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,240 Good morning. Is it true that there is a rabbit today? 559 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:23,720 - I really like the thigh. - You are free, they guaranteed. 560 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:26,480 No, I'm here at least for a couple of nights. 561 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,280 Who guaranteed? I don't know anyone! 562 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,640 I'm a very dangerous guy and I am like a wounded lion. 563 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,313 - It hurts all over... - Walk! 564 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,880 Mario! 565 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,400 - It was you who made me leave! - Yes, with the lawyer. 566 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,640 Well, we made the chain of brotherhood! 567 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,920 And where were you when they "licked" me the car, the suitcase? 568 00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,200 And when did they give me eviction? 569 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,520 Ah, there you were, but we didn't "chill"! 570 00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,720 - Mario, don't be rude. - What do you want from me? 571 00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:07,551 Help you. 572 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,560 Don't you understand that I love you? 573 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:15,400 No, you don't love me. I feel sorry for you, it's something else. 574 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:20,280 Listen, I talked to my mother. You can come to us for a few days. 575 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,874 - To do what? - How, to do what? 576 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,790 - You're alone, you don't know where to go... - I don't know where to go? 577 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,520 Let's go well! I don't know where to go! HI. 578 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,670 Mario! 579 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,230 I don't know where to go? HI! 580 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,238 Look at these bastards! 581 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:55,720 - Were you asleep? - Yes, I was asleep! 582 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:58,960 - You can't sleep here! - Not even on the ground? 583 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:02,960 I understand, now I'll give you a thousand lire. Go get some coffee. 584 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:06,200 - No, I don't accept charity. - Then I'll make you earn them. 585 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,509 Stick this sign over there. 586 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:26,200 Look, give me the sign. 587 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,112 - I just attacked him. - Let me see. 588 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,920 Three bedrooms, fourth floor. Contact the concierge. 589 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:39,232 Perfect, it's near my house. I'll take this. 590 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:44,788 These are for her and this it's my business card. 591 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:48,080 Make an appointment for me at 6pm and thank you. 592 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,719 - Thanks to you. - Until we meet again. 593 00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,720 - 47, 48, 49, 50. - Thank you. 594 00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:06,350 - 50 thousand, thank you. - Thanks to her! 595 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,078 Say! 596 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,680 I've been a goalkeeper for 15 years in that building. 597 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:15,200 The apartment is perfect. The walls, the windows... 598 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,191 I'll do it. 599 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,720 Why is it at a fair rent? 600 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:23,960 The owner of the apartment made a vow. 601 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:27,880 He promised Our Lady of Fatima that if his wife were gone, 602 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:31,720 he would rent it as the law says, at a fair rent. 603 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:35,080 - So it was. - Then it's decided, I'll take it. 604 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:40,916 I'll take it! I'll note it down, but there are many before her. 605 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:45,120 She is the twenty-second. There are 21 before her. 606 00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:49,796 If you give me your business card, I put it... 607 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,675 Tenth! He moved up to tenth. 608 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:58,354 First: Gentleman with beard... first! 609 00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:18,640 You see, the apartment for rent it's the one near the bell tower. 610 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,600 I leave it because I have to catch up a mission in Africa. 611 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,400 The colleague who will replace me comes from Saint Moritz. 612 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:27,240 He prefers to live in a residence, finds it less demanding. 613 00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,240 Then he's free! 614 00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:31,720 I'm talking to someone who made me an offer 615 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:33,720 for the village that we are building. 616 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:36,960 - How much? - He offered two million. 617 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,748 If you allow me, I would have made an offer too. 618 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,440 She is a very generous person, the apartment is his. 619 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:50,440 Tonight I'll take my poor things and I leave the keys in the sacristy. 620 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,317 Peace and joy. 621 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,160 Look, you know that here can't he stay? 622 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,720 Can you turn a blind eye? I live here and it's always full. 623 00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:04,560 - Rent this garage! - Maybe, who should I contact? 624 00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,200 We can talk about it! 625 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,400 The garage belongs to a lady whose license has expired... 626 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,120 Wait a minute, sorry! What is he doing? 627 00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:17,160 - I'm seeing who to contact. - To me! One moment, I'll be right back. 628 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,196 If you're willing to spend... 629 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:24,311 The office is beautiful! It's busy, it's a fair rent! 630 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,756 Fair fee! 631 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,640 I have the window open, I have an office right in the center! 632 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,520 But what activity do you do? 633 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,876 Knitwear? It would be perfect! 634 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:40,320 No thank you. I can't accept gifts! 635 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:45,680 Don't insist, let's meet there. Piazza Verdi at 6.33pm. 636 00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:49,520 Size 42, cashmere only because I'm allergic. 637 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,717 Leave me your number, I'll keep it in memory. 638 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:57,040 - 83... TELEPHONE RINGS 639 00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:01,750 Excuse me for a moment, they call me on the other line. 640 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,040 Bartoloni Real Estate. 641 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:14,079 It's me, who's talking? Ah, Galtieri! 642 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:18,152 Yes... very bright! 643 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,117 Green? Are you familiar with Ireland? 644 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,880 - What do bombs have to do with anything? TELEPHONE RINGS 645 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:30,715 Excuse me for a moment... Maria! Maria, phone! 646 00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:37,800 - Mr. Galtieri... - Immobiliare Bartoloni, who's speaking? 647 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,360 I'll see for a moment. Mario! 648 00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,640 - Excuse me for a moment. - Lawyer Rossi! 649 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,110 - They are not here! - Sorry, he's not here. 650 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:51,400 I can only tell you that now it is occupied by a surgeon. 651 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,720 He's sick and wants to try to operate alone. 652 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:56,760 - There are many hopes... TELEPHONE RINGS 653 00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,957 Sorry, I'm going to the other line. 654 00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:02,231 Maria, damn it! 655 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:07,756 This is the latest model in terms of video recording. 656 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:13,400 He has to. Not so, on the other side. 657 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,514 Sorry, I'm used to the radio. 658 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,160 - Do you rent it? - Yes. 659 00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,240 - Can I try it? - Yes, there is a free cassette. 660 00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:27,440 - At home you will be able to see your test. - How much does the rental cost? 661 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:32,440 The price is not negotiable, but it is a modest monthly fee. 662 00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,440 It's within everyone's reach! 663 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:38,479 - But you can't see this place? - Calm down. 664 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:52,200 This place is out of this world! Imagine how tasty it would be! 665 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:56,000 (TV) - Are you sure you want to rent it? - I'm here on purpose! 666 00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,600 - There won't be any complications? - You're joking, we give you a guarantee! 667 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:04,040 - And to take it? - Pay and it's yours! 668 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:07,280 La Rinascente comes here some ham! 669 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,272 - At that time? - It's the turning point of my life. 670 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:15,800 It takes 10 for the breakthrough millions, otherwise... Terracina! 671 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:20,715 - I have cash, is that ok? - Certain! 672 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,800 - Until we meet again. - For the written contract? 673 00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,960 See you tonight with the notary and the owner. 674 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,280 - Safe? - Of course, I live here, I won't run away! 675 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,477 Goodbye and I recommend punctuality! 676 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:55,472 Let's go! D'Azeglio Massimo! 677 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,515 Until we meet again! 678 00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:01,400 Welcome back, Mr. Bartoloni. Does he stop a lot? 679 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,630 I don't know, it's not up to me. 680 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:19,277 See you later, see you later. 681 00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:25,996 Hello, Marina! 682 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:30,880 - Hello, Marina. - Hi... what are you doing? 683 00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:34,800 I was passing by here with the motorbike... mine! 684 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:39,400 Given the time I said to myself: Let's give her an improvisation! 685 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,520 Did you see how beautiful? She is speechless. 686 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:46,040 It's really beautiful and you look very good too. 687 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:49,430 Yes, it's a lucky time. Almost embarrassing. 688 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,240 All right, I'll go now. Call me, bye. 689 00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:57,280 No, I came to invite you to lunch. 690 00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:00,080 At the Grand Hotel, at Settimio's, wherever you want! 691 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,640 We have little time for lunch. 692 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:07,360 Let's go to the restaurant here: Lobster Amatriciana? 693 00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,954 All right, let's go. 694 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,474 Bartoloni? 695 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,920 - Are you sure we know each other? - Here I am! 696 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:25,200 (WITH ENGLISH ACCENT) That penthouse in Piazza Buenos Aires. 697 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,954 Sorry, it has to be a work thing. 698 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:33,554 - How, excuse me? - I gave 6 million in advance. 699 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,200 I'll come right away, I greet this client of mine 700 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:40,280 to which I rented an apartment here in Via Condotti. 701 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,918 I'll come right away. 702 00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:46,360 Sorry, with this new job it's a delicate thing... 703 00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:50,080 - I'm desolate. - Don't worry, bye. 704 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,719 (LOUD VOICE) You're welcome, ma'am! 705 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,920 Big things, other than Piazza Buenos Aires! 706 00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:01,160 The motorbike cannot fit here, otherwise I'll have it taken away. 707 00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:04,240 Take it away, it's not mine. Didn't you see the license plate on trial? 708 00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:06,640 - And the helmet? - Put it on, it's mandatory! 709 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:07,840 Listen... 710 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:11,440 And then, the flagship of the company, 711 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:16,320 super penthouse in Piazza Navona of 600 square meters! 712 00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:21,599 12 "pippi" per month! If it shows up with a month for me, it's his! 713 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:27,880 What does he do, think about it? Make the wheels work! 714 00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:30,560 Imagine the scene? Moving to Piazza Navona 715 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:33,520 to the applause of the residents of the historic center! 716 00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,476 Ale... Oh... Oh! 717 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,960 Look, 12 million is 12 million! 718 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:45,240 Without receipt, just on word. Why should I trust? 719 00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:49,760 - I've already given 6! - Do you think he wants to cheat you? 720 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:51,640 Do you think I'm starving? 721 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,960 Think I would go places with a car like this? 722 00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,633 - Maurizio, the keys! - They're stuck underneath! 723 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:02,000 Here, I keep the house and she her lousy money. 724 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,320 I was joking. 725 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,360 It's okay, the house is his, but don't joke anymore. 726 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:09,360 - When? - When? Shall we start from scratch? 727 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:14,992 Holy shit, when you do that, It makes me want to leave! 728 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,038 Taxi! 729 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:39,320 If the owner takes us, send us to jail! 730 00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,840 Don't complain, everything went well. Here! 731 00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:46,120 No thank you. Rather, for the apartment on Laurentina? 732 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:50,600 Laurentina? Those are popular, it will take two years! 733 00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,920 - Let's hope! - I have to make a phone call. 734 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:58,160 The face on the Mercedes, this it won't go away before tonight! 735 00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,718 For me it's the same. 736 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:05,557 - Turin area code? - 011, doctor! 737 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:09,040 Do me a favor, go to the bar to get me a whiskey on the rocks! 738 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:10,871 Right away. 739 00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:26,000 Sorry, it was a phone call of work. 740 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,117 Lie type decor! All with "short legs". 741 00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:34,320 Look, what do you do? 742 00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:36,360 They call you even at the restaurant! 743 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:42,680 Well, a bit of everything: Import-export, real estate branch... 744 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:46,680 - Especially real estate branch. - Just you? It's the last straw! 745 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:50,229 With all the experience that I have accumulated! 746 00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:54,680 - And what is this? - It's typical Japanese: "sushi"! 747 00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,400 Thank you. 748 00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:59,120 You know who else he eats with chopsticks beyond the Japanese? 749 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,475 - The Chinese. - And then? 750 01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:05,080 - I do not know. - The drummers! 751 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,120 - Mario, come on! - Alright, come on! 752 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:10,080 Be careful, it's an aphrodisiac, I don't take responsibility! 753 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,275 I'll take that risk! 754 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,680 SPEAKS JAPANESE 755 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,640 - What did he say? - You have to go away. 756 01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:22,040 - Me and why? - Just kidding, they want me on the phone. 757 01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:25,032 - Go, I'm used to it anyway! - Excuse me. 758 01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,040 Yes? Yes, it's me. 759 01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:38,440 Parioli? I have it! No, you cannot visit it. 760 01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,600 For a blind person? Then you can see it. 761 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:44,400 Wait a minute, I'll take your number by telephone. 762 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,040 THEY SPEAK JAPANESE 763 01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:48,880 - Do you have a pen, please? - Please. 764 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,996 One moment. 765 01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,231 Bartoloni! 766 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,560 You better call me in one more moment, now I'm busy! 767 01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:00,880 I'm still waiting to hear from you, I'm reporting it! 768 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:02,880 - What did he say? - I'm reporting her! 769 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:06,480 Does he report me? Nice gratitude! 770 01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:11,920 I don't know where to turn my head anymore to find a home for his lover! 771 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:14,400 Does his wife know he has an affair? 772 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,560 There's no need to scream. Okay, I'll wait. 773 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:21,560 Tell me how much it is for those rags which he gave me to corrupt me. 774 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,280 - No, I don't want the money. - Tell me how much I owe you! 775 01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:27,120 What can I offer you? 776 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:31,280 The account of the 14th it goes to the lord's account! 777 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,920 Don't worry and don't worry. Those are my phone numbers. 778 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,200 I also put the telex. Meal hours! 779 01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:40,317 - And the pen? - What do the Alpine troops have to do with it? 780 01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:44,640 Congratulations, you have won this first prize 781 01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,720 than our computer has assigned you. 782 01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:50,040 A wonderful cruise in the Mediterranean, including islands! 783 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,320 - It's beautiful! - Sandra, and the children? 784 01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,680 There's no problem, the Giramondo Agency will take care of everything. 785 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,960 You can, or rather you must, bring the children with you, 786 01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:00,760 the maid and the gardener! 787 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,280 You will leave the keys at the Agency, that is, to me. 788 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,760 Upon your return you will find a surprise. 789 01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,760 A surprise which I don't want to reveal to you! 790 01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:11,840 Listen to me, the departure is from the port of Genoa. 791 01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:14,520 Look at these tickets I'm from '61. 792 01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,720 - How is this possible? - I'm from 1961. 793 01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:23,360 - We won the cruise! - These are to be thrown away. 794 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,840 Who can we turn to? to protest? 795 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:27,876 Try inquiring at the agency. 796 01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:35,954 - Do you like our new house? - Yes, dear. 797 01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:13,319 CROSSED VOICES 798 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:29,720 Hello. 799 01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:34,555 You might like it this evening an Indian restaurant? 800 01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:39,800 It's okay that you made money and you bought yourself a Ferrari, 801 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,920 but I can invite you too at dinner. 802 01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:45,720 There would be a restaurant where you can invite me: At Marina's. 803 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:49,600 At my house? My mom isn't here and I don't know how to cook. 804 01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:53,440 I'll take care of it, I've only been living for 20 years and I'm very good! 805 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:57,680 Alright, you've convinced me. I'll give you the keys. 806 01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:00,920 - And what are you preparing for me? - Surprise. 807 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,194 HI! 808 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:08,480 - How do you open it? - So... you're used to the tram! 809 01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:10,118 - HI. - HI! 810 01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:14,560 - Watch your fingers! - Mario! 811 01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:17,120 Look, you can't here... Oh, it's her! 812 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,080 Look, about the apartment of my daughter? 813 01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:22,200 I'm getting interested, meanwhile you take care of these fines. 814 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:25,000 I'll take care of it. Go ahead, doctor! 815 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,800 - Thank you very much. Until we meet again. - To her. 816 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:32,713 Director, can I go out first tonight? 817 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,517 - All right. - Thank you. Leave it, I'll do it. 818 01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:41,630 Good evening, Miss De Santis. 819 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,000 < Come, take a seat. You see, this is the bathroom. 820 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:56,520 < These are the taps, this... you see, everything works. 821 01:04:56,520 --> 01:05:00,040 Sit down, come on. This is the living room. 822 01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:06,400 The decor is a bit kitsch. Whoever lives there has terrible taste. 823 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:10,800 These rooms are communicating. We break through, we throw down 824 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:15,280 and let's make one large hall camel shoe. 825 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:17,440 - The rent is at a fair rate. - Is the lady leaving? 826 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,920 The lady? She's starving! 827 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:23,240 We give you a thousand lire, four kicks in the ass... 828 01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:25,800 - Mario! - Bartoloni! Please take a seat. 829 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:29,760 She was supposed to come later. What does he do, does he take initiatives? 830 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:32,920 If he does that, they'll overlap me all commitments! 831 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:35,920 You bastard, go away! 832 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:39,520 You saw the conditions does it have to be operated on? 833 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:42,840 When they hear you speak of fair rent they lose their heads. 834 01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:46,640 Oh well, he gave me 100 thousand lire, you know, one hand washes the other... 835 01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:49,160 And both they get 200 thousand lire. 836 01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:53,840 Do you think that someone like me for... It's yours, congratulations. 837 01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:57,276 Please, discretion. These are very delicate things. 838 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:02,719 Marina! 839 01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:06,869 Permission... is anyone there? 840 01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:12,593 Not all bad it comes to harm. 841 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,399 Marina. 842 01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:20,228 Now I understand what work you do: You cheat! 843 01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:23,960 You thought I wanted to rent it really? 844 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:25,188 I was joking! 845 01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:31,000 The problem is that you don't make me laugh anymore. 846 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,594 - Marina... - Get out! 847 01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:36,191 - Love... - Get out! 848 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:47,471 - Marina, I'm going. < Get out! 849 01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:57,720 - Excuse me, can you say a word? - Tell me. 850 01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:03,040 I think I understand that here you rent an apartment. 851 01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:06,280 Since I have a friend who would like it live nearby... 852 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,440 Let's talk about it, we have the exclusive! 853 01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:11,360 She happens like football on the "culattoni"! 854 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:15,319 These are delicate things, you have to give "a shot at the rim and one at the barrel". 855 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,558 Good morning! 856 01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:55,080 - Usual musty smell! - HI. 857 01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:58,920 - Good morning, I would like a ring. - In what sense? 858 01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:02,400 - To buy. - Do you have something in mind? 859 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:05,680 You are used to being familiar to your customers? 860 01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:08,720 That's how he taught you your director? 861 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:12,120 Excuse me, I meant: Do you have something in mind? 862 01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:15,520 Corinthe model, with diamonds and ruby "cabochon". 863 01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,670 Excuse me for a moment. 864 01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:27,992 Did he say this? 865 01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:32,800 - Yes, exactly that. - Is it a gift? 866 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:36,080 - Of course it's a gift! - Do we have to deliver him? 867 01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,150 No, I'll deliver it. 868 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:42,676 - The item costs. - 22 million, I know. 869 01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:53,958 Here, it's for you. 870 01:08:58,440 --> 01:09:00,715 What do you want? Do I have to wrap it for you? 871 01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,069 No thank you. I eat it here. 872 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,680 Come on, take it. It's used, right? 873 01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:11,440 Him before marrying her he sends her the engagement ring. 874 01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:13,635 In this case I'll give it to you. 875 01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,836 Stop it, Mario, come on. 876 01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:21,280 - Will you marry me? - Of course, of course! 877 01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:23,920 The ring is there, we love each other, 878 01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,440 I have a job and you have a super one. 879 01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:29,160 We will be together for life. 880 01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:33,676 Maybe we can move in at your house, what do you think? 881 01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:45,515 400 million. Many, blessed and immediately! 882 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:53,160 I underestimated her a bit. Compliments. 883 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,960 - You were really... - Stubborn. 884 01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,600 Not quite like her, but quite stubborn. 885 01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,955 Here, look. 886 01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:06,671 Put a signature on each sheet. That's the deed of assignment. 887 01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:12,312 Goodbye, Bartoloni. Then you leave everything there. 888 01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:21,800 - Good morning. - Ah, Mr. Judge! 889 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:26,476 You are a stubborn man! Thank you for coming. 890 01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:34,480 You see, this is the land up for auction. I absolutely have to buy it. 891 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:38,440 It's in the middle to my property. 892 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:43,920 - I can't build. - Of course, work has to start! 893 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:48,152 Don't worry, you're with me it's in an iron barrel. 894 01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:51,680 Bartoloni, is he still here? 895 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:54,360 - Yes. - Good morning, Bartoloni. 896 01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:55,952 Good morning. 897 01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:58,311 Good morning! 898 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:05,473 Don't worry, he's a customer. 899 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,760 Mr. Judge, Can I offer you a ride? 900 01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:17,440 - Where you go? - Where is she going? 901 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:19,237 - Thank you. - Please. 902 01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:28,115 - Very happy, Bartoloni. - My pleasure. 903 01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:32,560 So, this way let's put the kitchen. 904 01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:36,960 In this corner those leather sofas I saw 905 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,920 and near the window we put a table to eat. 906 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:43,000 In this room we make the bedroom for the child. 907 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,920 - A little girl! - A child. 908 01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,160 - Girl. - Child. 909 01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:52,359 Then two bunk beds! Come, architect. 910 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:57,197 What do you think of this bed? 911 01:11:57,960 --> 01:11:59,757 Double room! 912 01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:15,920 That's one thing too important for me. 913 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:18,840 - What about the money? - You don't have to worry. 914 01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:21,752 For money there are no problems. 915 01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:25,040 Here, this is an advance. 916 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,120 You will have the rest when you give me the information. 917 01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:31,477 Don't worry, my friend is already thinking about it. 918 01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:35,240 - Come on, love, another sip! - The head... 919 01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:40,360 Do it for me! A little more, a sip! 920 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,320 - Hello, Franco. - HI. 921 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:44,880 I'm running away, early tomorrow morning I have an obligation. 922 01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:48,200 - Goodbye... the bill? - I'll do it. 923 01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:49,680 HI! 924 01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,200 What a dear brother of yours, 925 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:53,760 he barely knows me and fills me with kindnesses. 926 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,840 He's a wonderful person. Come on, drink! 927 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:59,440 - Ninth... - One more sip, come on! 928 01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:03,592 - Here, good... - Drink. 929 01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:07,880 - Mom, can you fix my veil? - Right away. 930 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,200 TELEPHONE RINGS 931 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:12,272 Mario, answer! Come on, it's late! 932 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:16,440 - Ready? - Mario, I'm Cinzia. 933 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:20,200 The judge just left. The auction is for this morning. 934 01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:21,952 The offer to be made is... 935 01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:27,274 - Mario, we're late! - I'll come right away! 936 01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,800 - Please. - No thank you. 937 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:36,680 Mario, Mario! But where are you going? 938 01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:40,040 You go ahead with mom, I come by taxi. 939 01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:43,715 It's not usual to go all together. I'll come right away, I'll come by taxi! 940 01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:47,880 The auction for the land opens located in the Quarto Miglio area. 941 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:51,200 Stacked C2, 5 thousand square meters. 942 01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:53,998 Let's proceed with the opening of offers. 943 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,551 Envelope number 1. 944 01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:05,757 390 million lire. 945 01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,233 Envelope number 2. 946 01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,038 400 million. 947 01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:23,389 Envelope number 3. 948 01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:38,351 - 400 million lire... - And 5 thousand lire! 949 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:44,952 The land in question is awarded the offering envelope number 3. 950 01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:48,798 Mine! 951 01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:51,560 Bartoloni, wait! I have to talk to her. 952 01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:53,960 I can't, I have to get married. 953 01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:56,280 Think about business, there are so many girls! 954 01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:59,511 No, I want to get married right there! 955 01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:03,432 Follow that taxi. 956 01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:15,400 - Bartoloni, listen! - Save yourself, please! 957 01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:18,160 I'll offer you double that who paid for that land! 958 01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:21,880 The double? For that land I want in exchange 959 01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:23,600 an entire building in the new neighborhood! 960 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:25,640 I want to settle down for a lifetime. 961 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:28,840 But he paid 400 million for it! It's blackmail! 962 01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:31,593 - Sure, go! - Bartoloni! 963 01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:41,469 Nothing to do. I do not negotiate on this basis. 964 01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:52,120 - What are you doing with that land? - I'll put earthworms in it. 965 01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:56,200 Don't be a fool, he doesn't even have the money to pay for it. 966 01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:58,040 He made the offer, but he doesn't have it. 967 01:15:58,040 --> 01:16:00,040 - Yes, I sold the house! - What did he do? 968 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:02,395 I resold the house. 969 01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:08,429 Mario... what are you doing tonight? 970 01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:11,518 Tonight... 971 01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:15,158 Tonight... 972 01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:22,080 - Sorry. - Who is that? 973 01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:24,160 A colleague. 974 01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:28,400 Do you want Marina De Santis to take Bartoloni Mario present here 975 01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:32,040 as a legitimate husband and follow him through thick and thin 976 01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:33,960 until death do you part? 977 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:36,793 Excuse me a moment. 978 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,510 Look, the house is no longer there. 979 01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:45,640 I had to sell it because I needed cash... 980 01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:49,758 for a deal, the business of our lives. 981 01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:54,520 I thought that momentarily without dramatising 982 01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:58,720 maybe we can lean on it at your house. 983 01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:02,474 Your mother is so thin, we're here! 984 01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:05,352 Huh? 985 01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:10,673 Yes. 986 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:33,076 Yes, write: Mario Bartoloni. 987 01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:34,874 Well. 988 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:38,997 Bartoloni! 989 01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:43,920 We agree. Consider it my wedding gift. 990 01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:45,840 What does it mean? 991 01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:49,480 Honey, we have the house! I'll let you know officially 992 01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:53,360 that the Bartolonis are owners of an entire building. 993 01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:55,396 The Other Planet! 994 01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:01,400 Bye, see you at the restaurant. 995 01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:05,837 Sorry, I have to formalize. See you at the restaurant. 996 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,110 VOICES OF PROTEST 997 01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:23,320 And who are those? 998 01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:26,120 - Those from the barracks. - And now? 999 01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:29,080 - We'll throw them down. - What do they do? 1000 01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:32,000 - They throw them down. - Do they throw them down? 1001 01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,280 With the bulldozer! 1002 01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:35,396 - Infamous! - No! 1003 01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:41,200 Commander, there's a problem. A family doesn't want to go out. 1004 01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:44,840 Perhaps the laying of the first stone it can't be done. 1005 01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,840 There is a family barricaded in the house. 1006 01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:49,440 - Let's kick them out. - We can't kill them. 1007 01:19:49,440 --> 01:19:52,160 If we don't start today, let's not start anymore! 1008 01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:54,240 No, let's start today. 1009 01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:58,438 With what I've done, I don't I'll have four imbeciles stop me. 1010 01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:12,080 Well done, well done! 1011 01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:16,471 Come, Marina, let's go. That will be for another time. 1012 01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:27,795 Yes? 1013 01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:33,237 - Poor Marini... - Please take a seat. 1014 01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:37,160 In the meantime I'll let you out the answering machine. 1015 01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:39,720 - This house is beautiful. - Do you like it? 1016 01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:44,160 Are you sure it's ours? 1017 01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:47,360 Of course and it will remain ours all your life.